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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

How do people in your country say "you're welcome" in their native language(s)? Is it a commonly known phrase or do most people just reply with "no problem"?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

What happens when you need emergency surgery in countries with universal healthcare vs the US?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

What are some hard truths that MAGA needs to hear?

No way

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do women consider 80% of men as unattractive?

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is the STAR interview method?

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Can a hoodoo or candle spell be used to remove a love spell placed on someone by another person? What is the difference between voodoo and hoodoo?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Next, they tried...

Nintendo Switch 2 hackers say they’re already getting banned - Polygon

share office space ...

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why is porn so addictive?

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

Can we trust the Bible when Constantine and the First Council of Nicaea took out many books of the Bible and altered existing translation by removing things?

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

How can I help my cat adjust to sleeping in its own room after allowing it to sleep with us as a kitten?